Total Medals Earned: 104 (From 43 different games.) Total Medal Score: 885 Points
Medals Earned: 6/7 (30/40 points)
What are you doing here?
Mushroom foraging.
Hide and go f*ck yourself!
(master of) Fisted his way in.
Same character twice! What is this, Dragon Ball FighterZ with its twenty Gokus?
There's only so many names in the world, some of them are bound to be similar.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/13 (20/250 points)
Earn your first pawn
Promote to a knight
Promote to a bishop
Promote to a rook
Promote to a queen
Equip one of every (non-pawn) piece at the same time
Click to get a shirt
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/55 points)
"But still, your worst day with nine women, pretty much better than any other day."
"They could drown an army in an ocean of blood... and also kiss."
Medals Earned: 5/6 (25/30 points)
Enter the lab.
Learn something.
View manufacturer information.
Screw around with the other settings.
Screw around with the settings.
Medals Earned: 6/27 (30/500 points)
Complete level 1
complete level 2
complete level 3
complete level 4
complete level 5
complete level 6
complete level 7
complete level 8
complete level 9
complete level 10
complete level 11
complete level 12
complete level 13
complete level 14
complete level 15
complete level 16
complete level 17
complete level 18
complete level 19
complete level 20
complete level 21
complete level 22
complete level 23
complete level 24
complete level 25
complete level 26
complete level 27
Medals Earned: 3/27 (15/500 points)
Complete level 7
Complete level 8
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/145 points)
Slay your very first elemental. Good job?
Get your first upgrade. They are important!
Meet a new, fiery foe
175 enemies left. Keep on going!
Get at least 1000 ether in a single run
Meet a watery, annoying slug
Reach the final boss. At last!
MAX up all your upgrades!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/140 points)
Run out of time.
Set off Martin's siren 3 times in one game.
Go to the page for the song used in this game.
Get a game over on the first puzzle on Easy.
Get a score of 500 or higher on any difficulty.
Get a score of 1000 or higher on any difficulty.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/40 points)
Ruffle some feathers
Go on, show your support!
Go on, just a cup!